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And then this Bear, Pooh Bear, Winnie-the-Pooh, F.O.P. (Friend of Piglet's), R.C. (Rabbit's Companion), P.D. (Pole Discoverer), E.C. and T.F. (Eeyore's Comforter and Tail-finder)--in fact, Pooh himself--said something so clever that Christopher Robin could only look at him with mouth open and eyes staring, wondering if this was really the Bear of Very Little Brain whom he had know and loved so long.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

of klein bottles and "atomic" clocks....

a few months ago, oren and i received these glasses from one of my high school teachers (a Conservative rebbetzin) as a belated wedding gift. a Few weeks ago I finally toveled them and have since been using them a lot. (We were actually low on glasses...)
I really wonder who thought of the glasses, and who buys them. I would guess that "frum people" is not the answer to either. I would further guess that they are a common gift from moderately affiliated people to their "frummie" friends and relatives. But they're still fun. If a bit odd.
On the subject of funny wedding gifts, the most useless, but perhaps most amusing, was this.
One of my personal favorites was the atomic clock.
I originally registered for it because they have them at Drisha and I thought they were cool. Particularly when they reset themselves: seeing clock hands move spontaneously around the face of the clock multiple times per minute is rather amusing, if eerie...
What I did not know at the time was that our atomic clock would have a special habit of resetting itself to 3 hours 45 minutes slow every Friday, and then correcting itself by Monday morning. Again, amusing, if not useful. Actually, it took me a few frustrating weeks to figure out that there was a method to the incorrect timing, but now I think it's endearing...
I don't know what the point of this post is. Ideas for all out there who are in the market for inexpensive fun gifts around this time of year (or another)...

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Darkness and the Festival of Lights

for the irrelevant intellectual history of this post (in my own head), see the previous post...

1 בבלי עבודה זרה ח עמ' א
מתני' ואלו אידיהן של עובדי כוכבים קלנדא וסטרנורא ...
גמ' אמר רב חנן בר רבא קלנדא ח' ימים אחר תקופה סטרנורא ח' ימים לפני תקופה וסימנך +תהלים קלט+ אחור וקדם צרתני וגו'
ת"ר לפי שראה אדם הראשון יום שמתמעט והולך אמר אוי לי שמא בשביל שסרחתי עולם חשוך בעדי וחוזר לתוהו ובוהו וזו היא מיתה שנקנסה עלי מן השמים עמד וישב ח' ימים בתענית [ובתפלה] כיון שראה תקופת טבת וראה יום שמאריך והולך אמר מנהגו של עולם הוא הלך ועשה שמונה ימים טובים לשנה האחרת עשאן לאלו ולאלו ימים טובים הוא קבעם לשם שמים והם קבעום לשם עבודת כוכבים
TB Avodah Zarah 8a
[Mishnah lists the non-Jewish holidays around which it is prohibitted to do business with the non-Jews, beginning with "Kalenda" and "Saturna"]
Gemara: Rav Hanan bar Rava said: Kalenda is 8 days after the solstice; Saturna is 8 days before the solstice...
Our Rabbis Taught (A Baraita): For Adam saw that each day was getting shorter and shorter. He said 'woe to me. perhaps because I messed up, the world is darkening for me and returning to tohu va-vohu (pre-creation chaos), and this is the "death" which was inflicted on me from heaven." He got up and sat 8 days in fasting [and prayer]. When he saw the period after the winter solstice, and he saw each day was getting longer and longer, he said 'it is the way of the world.' He went and made 8 festive days. the next year, he made both these and those holidays. He established them for the sake of heaven, and they (the Romans) established them for idolatry.


Observations on this passage:
1) The view of cultural transmission is interesting: Everyone (Jews and ROmans) knows there;s supposed to be something around this time, but the content changes depending on the culture...
1a) Also interesting how they deal with the fact that our light-related-solstice-holiday seems to follow a general pattern: by affirming that, yes, in fact, it all derives from our common human ancestor!
2) According to this story, the position of Bet Hillel that we light one candle more each night may take on a new meaning...
3) Adam's winter holidays have two themes: confusion/despair and restoration of a sense of order/hope. It seems, especially given #2, that our hanukkah may represent the latter, but what of the former? It would certainly be ironic if the ROmans retained more of a remnan (albeit corrupt) of the dual nature of Adam's holiay that we do, no?
#3 is the lead in to the rest, so keep it in mind...

2 מסכת סופרים כ:ב
מצות הדלקתו, משתשקע החמה ועד שתכלה רגל מן השוק, ואף על פי שאין ראייה לדבר זכר לדבר, לא ימיש עמוד הענן יומם ועמוד האש לילה לפני העם. ואם הדליקו ביום, אין ניאותין ממנו, ואין מברכין עליו, שכך אמרו, אין מברכין על הנר עד שיאותו לאורו. ואין חוששין לפתילתו להחליפו עד שיכלה.
Masekhet Sofrim 20:2
the commandment of ligthing it, fromwhen the sun sets until legs leave the marketplace, and even though there is no proof (from the biblical text) for the thing, there is a hint/mention for the thin: 'the pillar of cloud shall not during the day and the pillar of fire at night before the people."...


I think the "hint" is that the "fire" is "before the people," hence must be lit while people are still outside.
Hower, the reaosn I bring it is that, again, we have a fire that corresponds to our hannukah practice, but in its own context its juxtaposed with smoke/cloud. SO, what's the symbolism of the smoke/fire, and how, if at all, does the smoke play into our hanukah?

3 שמות ל
(ז) וְהִקְטִיר עָלָיו אַהֲרֹן קְטֹרֶת סַמִּים בַּבֹּקֶר בַּבֹּקֶר בְּהֵיטִיבוֹ אֶת הַנֵּרֹת יַקְטִירֶנָּה:

basically, the rituals of menorah preparation and lighting are connected, in time, with the rituals of ketoret-burning. Another fire<->smoke/cloud pair.

Rav Lichtenstein suggests that the Jewish experience, or perhaps the religious experience in general, has two parts. first is the experience of knowledge, access to God, enlightenment: this corresponds to the fire. Second is the experience of mystery, of not-knowing, of obfuscation and inability to truly access/comprehend God: this corresponds to smoke.
So, our observance of hanukah focuses on the former: the fire, but we must remember that what sets us apart from Greece is not that we have light and they are darkness: Greece and its philosophy were indeed "enlightened." The Greel form of enlightenment, however, represents the firw without the smoke: without the recognition of humna limitations in teh face of the divine, etc.
Thsi point works well with the fact that the pillar of smoke appears during the day, and the pillar of fire at night: the light-time has an added element of obfuscation, and the dark-time has an added element of light. That said, what is there in our Hanukah observance that explicitly recognizes the ketoret aspect? this connects to quetsion #3 above: what corresponds to Adam's first 8 days?
I suggested to my class that maybe its the very fact that we light at night, in the darkest part of the year. But I (and they) were not totally satisfied.
Thoughts?

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smoke, fire, hanukah, etc...

(aka, some content for a change...)
the following is based on a shiur i recently gave to undergrads at NYU as part of the conspiracy to keep dayschool graduats engaged with Judaism.

the background:
It all started when I somehow ended up at the Gush Hanukah mesibah during my "year in israel." I mean, it was awkward, because I was a seminary girl and suddenly found myself in a room full of boys. ahhh! (i was sitting in the couples corner, at least, because i was there visiting married friend...)
Anyhow, Rav Lichtenstein gave a neat sichah. The summary is here, at #39. By reading it you would never know he used the words "mysterium termendum" (tee hee), but otherwise i was very glad to find it so i didn't have to rely on memory for my shiur... (Actually, I sent something similar out in a yavneh email a few years ago (those were the dys...), based on memory. I had forgotten one of the sources until I looked it up in the Yavneh archives...)
Anyhow, the summary basically only cites pesukim, but I think a lot of rabinnic sources are on point too. (R'L might even have mentioned them. For sure some of them were in the back of his head, at least..>)
Anyway, that's all by long-winded way of introduction. Actually, I;m going to post the content in another post so it doesn't look to long...

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

woohoo!

(four day weekend)
no, i'm not done, but almost, and proper festivities require planning...
can someone recommend something festive going on in mnahattan/brooklyn thursday night? since i'm looking for something chanuka related, ideally, the normal ways to find such activities seem less useful.
(i realize as i ask that the vast majority of jewish-msic-themed-things are terrible, but one can always hope...)

ummm...

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

weatherphone?

in boston, there is a number you can call to hear the weather forecast for the day (and week, if you stay on the line that long...). Is there such a thing in new york?

Monday, December 18, 2006

a comedy of errors

today (all times are approximate...)
1:36 pm: Miriam decides (fortuitously, it turns out) to double check her exam schedule.
1:37 pm: she notices that the exam she though was tomorrow at 2 is today at 2.
1:38: She quickly emails herself her outline (allowed in the test). On the way, counting her money, she realizes she's about $4 short of enough for a cab, so she resolves to have the cab stop at an ATM.
1:40: unable to get a can right away, she runs to the ATM herself.
1:44: she gets into a cab. the driver is remarkably good at the whole manhattan driving thing, and turns off the west side highway into the village at about 1:50.
1:54: the hood of said cab starts to smoke. miriam pays and runs to cab #2
2:03: cab #2 drops her off. she tries to print out her outline only to discover she forgot to click send. unphased, she pull sout her laptop and resends, prints, and runs off.
2:10 miriam settles into her exam, only 10 minutes late.
i'm not sure if its good or bad that this was the subject i was most confident about...

unfortunately, there doesn't sem to be a moral to this story just yet...

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