comparative scatology

i think the difference between U of C and Brooklyn College can be summarized well by a comparative study of bathroom grafitti.

U. of C exchange:

original comment: something to do with "faggots."
response: "kill all bigots!"
meta-response: "that itself was a bigotted comment!

Brooklyn Exchange

original comment: this school sucks
response: so do you
meta-response: and your mother
meta-meta: stop talking trash! don't you know that sh** f***ing sucks?

in a similar vein, the previous round of graffiti in the same Brooklyn bathroom (it gets washed periodically) was a series of "for a good time, call..." messages. the closest i remember from the ladies rooms at U of C was the communal effort to "rank the hottest professors" somewhere in Cobb or the Reg, I think. though that brings me to an Alternative Hypothesis: The U of C bathrooms in question were women only. The Brooklyn ones are coed...